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"Fabulous Storytelling" Mick Herron

I have been writing and publishing books on a variety of topics since my bestselling Angry White Pyjamas came out in 1997. Other bestsellers include Red Nile, a biography of the River Nile. In total I have written 15 mainstream books translated into 16 languages. The include creative non-fiction, novels, memoir, travel and self-help. My publishers include Harper Collins, Picador, Penguin and Hachette. I have won several awards including two top national prizes- the Somerset Maugham literary award and the William Hill sportsbook of the Year Award. I have also won the Newdigate Prize for poetry- one of the oldest poetry prizes in the world; past winners include Oscar Wilde, James Fenton and Fiona Sampson.

A more recent success was Micromastery, published by Penguin in the US and the UK as well as selling in eight other countries.

Micromastery is a way of learning new skills more efficiently. I include these methods when I coach people who want to improve as writers. If that's you, go to the section of this site titled I CAN HELP YOU WRITE. I have taught creative writing in schools and universities but I now find coaching and editing is where I can deliver the most value. In the past I have taught courses in both fiction and memoir at Moniack Mhor, the former Arvon teaching centre in Scotland.

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Monday
Oct182021

cruel people and sentimentality

One way cruel (ie. sadistic) people and destructive people live with themselves is to be sentimental- about old friends, past times and family. They do nice things for these people and get a nice warm feeling thinking about that because of its connection to their fondly imagined past. Perhaps they can be manipulated if you know their sentimental buttons. Those who are also paranoid as well as cruel may chose to direct their sentiment towards animals, inanimate things. A person who eschews all sentimentality is unusual. Sometimes a kind person is also sentimental, but kind, unobtrusive, actions tend to not go with the showy necessity of being sentimental (though some are secret sentimentalists). Politicians who imagine they can 'win over' a tyrant by connecting to his sentimenal side are usually wrong. Perhaps someone whose self image is "I'm basically a good guy" can be won over by such a connection. If the tyrant's self-image is "I am a hard man and I do whatever it takes" then only if he makes a fetish of loyalty can you connect with him. If a tyrant has no loyalty then only exteme intransigence will work. Co-operating with a disloyal tyrant will always be read as weakness.

Monday
Oct182021

On acquiring a Rotring Isograph Pen

Ah, at last a Rotring pen that worked. I had read about Rotring pens being the pen used by Robert Crumb and so I wanted to use one. What is that about? Why copy the tools used by an artist you admire? I had been desperate to own (well, fairly darn keen) a Ricoh GR1 film camera when I read that Daido Moriyama used one (later I discovered that many of his earlier photos were taken with different cameras). I wanted a Leica like the one used by Cartier Bresson and Lee Friedlander and Gary Winogrand. When I took up painting I found out the kind of paint used by Van Gogh (you can still buy his favourite brand) and Philip Guston. It is the oldest kind of superstition. It’s kid’s stuff. And it never works, not really.

 

Often the practitioner has arrived at that particular piece of kit by accident or by a process that is less about seeking perfection and more about settling for what works and doesn’t break. In the long run the best car is the one that starts every morning. The fact is, when you are good at some art you can force a good performance out of most tools- think of Keith Jarrett and his Cologne concert played on a knackered grand piano.

 

When I think of the one job I really SHOULD know about- writing- my own piece of kit- a reconditioned Mac Laptop has been arrived at by a process of elimination. I was recommended to buy a Mac in 1991 (which I did- a five year old one- for a $1000!) and then in 1995 I bought another used one because by then it was obvious Macs were way more user friendly than PCs and I’ve continued ever since- bar one short book written on an IBM laptop- a right pain that was too.

 

I don’t think Macs are very special or even helpful, they just don’t get in the way of my writing. I imagine Moriyama feels in a similar way about his camera (which he was borrowed I think at first).

 

Which makes me think: borrowed or hired kit often become kit of choice. Because it’s the first thing you use, it works, so you like it. Kind of like ducklings ‘imprinting’ on the first thing they see – be it human or duck- as ‘mother’.

 

But why does the superstitious need persist even when it seems quite obvious? I am not superstitious: I touch wood even though I know it cannot possibly influence events. I do it because in my mind I have rationalised that ‘touching wood’ brings the subject to mind and means I may, just may, pay a bit more attention when I do something and therefore not have an accident. But I’m still touching wood. I could abandon touching wood and not walking under ladders (some rationale here too, danger of things dropping etc) but I don’t want to. I want SOME superstition in my life but not too much. To completely eliminate all superstition would be cold, boring and scary.

 

If touching wood really worked in some causative way our entire picture of the way the universe worked would be wrong. Explaining that view to others (a world controlled by subjective impulse) would bring me into conflict with others and of course many times it would be plain wrong. If I tried to ‘touchwood’ my way into a lottery win then it would fail. But that’s when the finetuning starts, which is what the naysayers don’t understand. And the model here is Pre-Copernican navigation. Keep that in mind.

 

In Ptolemeic navigation the earth is the centre and the sun moves round the earth. This means its central modelling principle is 100% wrong. It’s like having a map with North at the bottom but calling it South. But when you have such an egregious error the workarounds are quite easy. Which is why the egregious error persists for so long by the way. By going from observable data (in this case star positions) to your map and back again using maths bolt-ons to account for anomalies in planetary movement and so on, the Precopernican system was MORE ACCURATE at predicting astral conditions than the 100 times more correct Copernican model.

 

The wrong map in the right hands is better than the right map in the wrong hands.

 

Therein lies the whole mystery of scientific revolutions, paradigm thinking, maths modelling and, why not, climate change too!

 

The map is not the main thing- but our culture says it is. I once navigated across Bristol using a map from 1972- a map over 40 years out of date. And I was more successful at getting us to where we wanted to go than my friend Chris who was using his Iphone google map. Why? Because I had more context, I was viewing the whole city on my map whereas he was viewing just the few blocks around us and when he made a mistake there was no way for him to understand it was IMPOSSIBLE what the phone was saying. He had to rely on the answer the machine gave.

 

I have navigated across parts of the Sahara using a blank section of map – 100 square miles with nothing in it AT ALL. I could have used blank paper. But it was enough because of all the context you bring to a map when you use it.

 

Just as the Pre-Copernican navigators brought a whole mass of lived experience to the use of the wrong map- and therefore made it work.

 

And just as the subjective impulse view of the universe may be wrong, with enough workarounds I can actually live more efficiently or shall we say ‘better’ than someone who insists the world is a random place where shit happens and that’s that.

 

Or maybe, and this has just occurred to me, the rationalist-darwinian view of the world is what is wrong, and yet we all have enough workarounds to make it seem pretty good, actually more accurate than the sloppy actions of the magician who lives according to a belief in a subjectively controllable universe. Or maybe both models are wrong and what looks like subjective control is really interconnectivity mixed with a permanent present.

 

The map is not the issue. It’s who is using the map that counts.

 

Probably I should end on that portentous note, but I thought maybe the conventional trick of bringing it back to the beginning might have a place too. Crumb used a .30 version of this pen and when I got mine I LOVED it. The line is thin, but not so thin that the nib digs in. One charge of ink lasts WAY LONGER than any other pen I have ever used. If you store it upright it never dries out- unlike the cartridge based versions of the Rotring. The pen is so nice to use you can just let it lead you into doodling over an entire page. There is almost nothing wrong with this pen.

 

But I still use the old disposable plastic Sakura when I am doing an illustration. Why? Probably because it was the first pen I used and I retreat to that as some kind of certainty seeking guard against complete failure, eviction from the nest, from the trail, left, deserted, alone, humiliated. Face that with only a pen in your hand: you’ll wish it was a sword.

 

 

Saturday
Oct092021

reading the news with your own filter on

I am experimenting with reading the news with a creative filter attached. When I read a story I look at the pictures associated or some detail of the story to generate a new and interesting idea. For example I just read a piece about women explorers- and a woman who is following in their footsteps in order to promote courage and adventurousness among women. All praiseworthy but its effect is to simply to call forth that tired response: 'oh well done her.' Then 'forget and move on'. In order for this experience to have some extra nutrition and not just be an attention-suck (news sucks our attention and that means we have less to give to people who then give less back and we become gradually lonesome dorks...) I decided to be creative. The woman (Elise Wortley) had on a funny hat, maybe of Himalayan origin. Explorers often have distinct headgear. Stanley even designed his own special cap. Blashford Snell wore a pith helmet long after they went out of fashion. So explorer's hats became my theme. I recognised on all my expeditions I have a 'special hat'. For a while it was a Barbour baseball cap. Then a tweed cap with no lining. Then my own explorer school baseball cap. When you have the right hat you feel really empowered- crazy though that may seem. I trace it to the moment each day when you awake full of misgivings and even fear about the trip ahead. But putting on the cap (and any other bits of 'uniform' you may have assembled) reminds you and reconnects you to the heart of the trip, why you are here. It can be almost a physical jolt of energy. Externalising the internal is very important when you are breaking new ground and there is no context and existing support for the enterprise. Get yourself an explorer's hat!

 

Tuesday
Oct052021

reading the news

The news is toxic. And the social media that re-reports the news is even worse.

It's as bad for your health as a tumbler of bad whiskey.

If you have a strong liver you'll survive.

But over time you may well get cirrhosis.

You'll spend your alive time therapising, in order to rid yourself of 'news poison'.

When you find yourself watching the news and reading it cos you are bored- get a good book instead.

Be hard on yourself and break the news habit.

News is poison. It's stuff you don't need to know. If you need to know something specific look it up. Return to books and documentaries and specific Youtube videos- stop browsing on the mainstream rubbish that is the news.

Why? Because it is based on emotional impact not truth. Because it gives airspace to lies and liars. Because it's model of 'average man' is pathetic and degrading. Because it encourages 'following' and celebrity culture. Because it is negative and pessimistic and only optimistic in a trivial and misguided way. The news is for fools. So how come so many highly educated people work in the news? Because it is a high status job that pays pretty well. Bottom line anyone in the news bizz is either obsessive, needs the cash or loves the status and buzz of meeting famous people and reporting headline grabbing stories. Truth? In what time frame? If we take a truth-maximising time frame (usually a longer one) most news is simply irrelevant.

News is no use to you either (bars news of petrol shortages) because the three most important things in your life BY FAR are a)people you spend the most time with b)what you do most of the time c) where you live. A few hours reading Fred Pearce's new book A Trillion Trees is better than ten years of watching The News...

But surely newspeople keep our leaders honest? Wake up- the news people ELECTED your leaders- based on those who gave the most entertaing 'news value'....either positive or negative...just doesn't matter- news is news....

Thursday
Sep162021

my plan to reread Idries Shah

I have never taken entirely seriously the CONSTANT admonition in Shah's work to cross out the bits that appeal and focus on the other stuff. Why? Because I thought the text was all of equal importance. In fact his books are loaded with booby traps. You can find attractive little asides on becoming more expert, more intuitive, and even wealthier in his texts. If that attracts you- cross it out and move on. There is no need to overthink this- as I have probably done- if you down-to-earth like something (think adding a facebook 'like' in the margin) then cross it out. "Liking' means you are still looking for confirmation of existing beliefs rather than something useful. This 'like' feeling is fairly low key- just like the facebook 'like' is. When you really get something of nutritive value from a book by Shah it will have an ah-hah key like quality. It will unlock something or connect something or bring something into the foreground. It will be useful rather than merely cool or reassuring. This said with the usual caveats that words are rather fumbly things in this area. I will report back on my crossing out experiences later, should I actually get round to it! But I am already thinking- cross WAY MORE out...

Thursday
Sep162021

where's the mystical

"The mystical is not how the world is, but that it is." ~Ludwig Wittgenstein, Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus, 1922

People have different ideas about where to locate the mystical. That the world IS rather than ISN'T does seem a mystery of the highest order though...and I am always interested in attempts to try and explain it away using mathematical ideas about energy states etc. The motive to remove mystery is just as strong in some as the motive to add unnecessary mystery is in others.

Monday
Sep132021

where do you put your seriousness?

You can put your seriousness into the visible world or you can put your seriousness into the invisible world. The visible results may not be even that much different, but as the end approaches work in the invisible realm will help you avoid the usual trapping cycles that are the real meaning of 'circles of hell'.