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"Fabulous Storytelling" Mick Herron

I have been writing and publishing books on a variety of topics since my bestselling Angry White Pyjamas came out in 1997. Other bestsellers include Red Nile, a biography of the River Nile. In total I have written 15 mainstream books translated into 16 languages. The include creative non-fiction, novels, memoir, travel and self-help. My publishers include Harper Collins, Picador, Penguin and Hachette. I have won several awards including two top national prizes- the Somerset Maugham literary award and the William Hill sportsbook of the Year Award. I have also won the Newdigate Prize for poetry- one of the oldest poetry prizes in the world; past winners include Oscar Wilde, James Fenton and Fiona Sampson.

A more recent success was Micromastery, published by Penguin in the US and the UK as well as selling in eight other countries.

Micromastery is a way of learning new skills more efficiently. I include these methods when I coach people who want to improve as writers. If that's you, go to the section of this site titled I CAN HELP YOU WRITE. I have taught creative writing in schools and universities but I now find coaching and editing is where I can deliver the most value. In the past I have taught courses in both fiction and memoir at Moniack Mhor, the former Arvon teaching centre in Scotland.

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Wednesday
Jun292022

are there stupid cultures?

A culture is set of behaviours which naturally mimetic humans copy in order to belong and enjoy the advantages of that culture. The higher up you go in status in that culture the more you will have to adhere to the values of that culture. Cultures, therefore, like any big group, act to leverage stupidity.

Any culture that encourages appearance of cleverness over real intelligence will create stupidity.

Any culture that encourages ignorance will create stupidity.

Any culture in which communication is poor and convoluted will create stupidity.

Any culture in which stupidity- when exposed- is the cause of demotion and ridicule will generate stupidity. Bizarrely, a culture that celebrates (without actively rewarding by rebranding it as something else) stupidity is one in which it probably won’t occur that much, as celebration heightens non-judgemental awareness- and being aware of stupidity and its prevalence is the first step to reducing it.

Any culture which force entanglement in big bureaucracies, big events, big groups of any kind will foster stupidity.

Wednesday
Jun152022

we ritualise the wrong things

Though we mock Tundra dwellers for their bizarre taboos we may have something to learn. People who ritualise work and play free up the serious stuff for serious attention. In the developed world we take our work seriously and any ritualisation is frowned on as 'inefficient'. However our unspent playfulness and need for ritual gets dumped into the religious arena. No wonder the Tundra dwellers think our priests are 'playing' at religion...People need ritual and play- so put it up front in life- just as many indigenous people's did- till we taught them 'better.'

Tuesday
May312022

a few sayings

The best remedy for anger is delay- Seneca.

Not what we have, but what we enjoy constitutes our abundance- Epicurus.

Take more time, cover less ground- Thomas Merton.

Monday
May302022

Travels with Epicurus

I read a lot of books. Most of them I don't recommend- but this one I do- Travels with Epicurus by Daniel Klein. It is a meditation on many things, but mainly old age. It doesn't aim to provide all the answers, but it offers a fascinating way into many different subjects. Well worth reading.

Sunday
May292022

boxing versus denial

One of my Grandfathers was in WW1. He fought on the western front, was captured towards the end of the war in the big German push of 1918, spent several months in a POW camp and then came home.

He very rarely spoke about the war, and almost never about his experiences at the front, and if he did it was in some humorous and non-personal way. He never bought German cars and never went abroad and lived a very happy life until he died aged 87. He had successfuly BOXED OFF the nasty experiences of the war. He essentially followed a technique that neuro-plasticity studies commend: the less you think about something the fewer connections are grown in the brain linking to that thing and the less important it becomes.

This may look like denial but it is different. Denial is when you focus on something by denying it. The man who tells the world he hates money but spends all his time talking about how bad money is. What we give our attention to we love, in the sense we are actively building connections to it in our ever changing and growing brains.

But boxing off, compartmentalising, is simply telling yourself not to think about a thing. As soon as you catch yourself you change the mental subject so to speak. And you don't encourage that thinking. You don't go abroad, you don't drive around in a car made in the country whose soldiers killed your best mate.

Oh yes, confront the past we are told, forgive, come to terms with it. Well, a better approach is to preserve one's ability to keep learning by not diverting our learning capability into learning how to be continually distressed by a past event. The brain is always learning, even if it is learning how not to learn- which is cognitive decay.

We are not here to be victimised by our memories. Choose the ones you want to preserve and shove the others in the box room and never go there. The belief that we cannot control our own thinking is one of the most pervasive myths of the present age. It has come about because 'control' is seen to be 'opposition'. Yet one can control thoughts as Buddhists have known for centuries by simply observing them and letting them pass. And when they have passed, not deliberately revisiting them.

 

Monday
Apr252022

dirty data and the database problem

Who isn't underwhelmed by the claims made for 'big data'.

The two problems which will never go away are 1) proliferating databases

and 2) unclean data.

Unclean data is the biggest problem with any plan to compare and utilise data. It is a purely human problem. Bad inputting, bad collection, multiple sources- these are the reasons for unclean data.

Data has to be inputted to fit the database in question. Transfering it to a new database you find it needs a different format, a different setting. But you input it as best you can- and so dirty data gets into the system.

Next- the number of databases is always rising. This violates the first rule of databases which is: only one database for one set of data. Why? because one of the databases will be neglected and the data will soon 'not match'. The classic case of this is when you have two address lists and forget to update both with every change of address. PRETTY SOON you won't know which database is correct.

The number of databases is always rising. So data is always at risk. We will always have this problem...

Saturday
Apr232022

space and time luxury

First space was the luxury, now it is time.

In Tokyo you knew the restaurant's price not from the menu (hidden) but from how crowded the place was. An empty restaurant with lots of space between tables would be very expensive.

Now time is the ultimate luxury. you can only get it by divesting yourself of things and information. The addiction to new information is just another kind of shopping. The person on a shopping spree has no time.

Travel distorts our sense of time; the pandemic has changed things but only by deforming, denting; the basic geometry and topgraphy of time mean it remains the ultimate luxury.

Notice the often unlined and bizarrely young looking faces of reformed heroin addicts (those who get out before it's too late); they have spent so long wasting time it has forgotten their appearance, passed them by looking for more obvious victims to age.